at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
