I wish I could teleport
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
