No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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