i think my mom watched the whole time
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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