Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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