At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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