There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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