My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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