Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i believe in u and ur pee
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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