Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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