PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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