Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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