You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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