life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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