Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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