I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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