If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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