She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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