i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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