I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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