You're my little dorito
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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