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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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