u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
we should paint friendship bongs
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