If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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