That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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