this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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