the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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