how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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