would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
