we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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