How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think my fart just growled at me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I need a beard to bite.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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