we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sex in a hospital.. check
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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