That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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