nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we have pet lesbian snakes
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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