Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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