another moral hangover. fuck.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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