im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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