is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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