He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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