1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The struggles of a small town man whore
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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