at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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