Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
this hospital has no fireball
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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