OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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