Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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