fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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