come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you will always have a special place in my vag
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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