Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
