let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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