I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
