Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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