i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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