I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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