She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
