I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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