I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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